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Harris Fellman’s Spleen Resigns

To Harris Fellman and Harris Fellman’s other organs:

I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Harris’ Spleen, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.

I hereby resign as Spleen of Harris Fellman. I would like to serve, if remaining organs sees fit, as an Outer Organ in a Jar, director and Former Organ.

As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name the Liver as Spleen of Harris Fellman.

I believe Harris’ brightest and most innovative days are ahead of him. And I look forward to watching but not contributing to his success in a new role.

I have made some of the best friends of my life in Harris Fellman’s abdomen, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.

Spleen

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  1. MJ Schrader
    5:54 pm on August 24th, 2011

    You so crazy….

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